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MJ Jokes. Dont be offended its all just a bit of fun!

Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:48 pm

I'll start:

Michael Jackson suffered a chronic heart failure last night after discovering boys 2 men was a band and not a delivery service.
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:53 pm

MJ is not going to be buried, they are gonna recycle him in shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to kids.
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:55 pm

MJ's fortune is to be left to the childrens charity due to the fact he has touched so many throughout his life.
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:56 pm

Early reports say that MJ hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:58 pm

In rememberance of MJ, Macdonald's have released a new macjackson burger, its a 50yr old piece of white meat between 8yr old buns.
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Post by Puaj on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:02 pm

LMAO dev!! haha

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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:04 pm

MJ's body is to be melted down and recycled and made into plastic party cups so kids can still get there lips round his rim.


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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:05 pm

Did ya hear. MJ died of food poisoning, he was found with 8 year old nuts in his mouth.
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:06 pm

MJ's body is gonna be recycled into lego so kids can carry on playing with him.
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:06 pm

Jackson 5 tour tickets are now 20% off.
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:06 pm

Garry Glitter has put in an EBAY world record bid for MJ's computer.
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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:12 pm

All reports are wrong. MJ hasn't died of a heart attack, he was in the childrens ward having a stroke.
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Post by ocelot on Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:45 pm

you really shouldn't joke about someone who died no matter who it is, its very disrespectful Neutral

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Post by Royal Blue on Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:43 pm

So you telling me you read these and didn't smirk a little??
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Post by jokiman on Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:03 am

Smirk. i almost pissed my pants . The best one was the stroke. Very Happy Laughing
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Post by pvtparts on Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:03 pm

pissy pants pissy pants !!! Smile
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Post by spetsnaz on Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:06 am

Mj is going to be cremated.
Hi ashes will be scatterd in an sandbox so that children can play with MJ for a chance.
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