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Post by Rampage on Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:57 pm

LIVERPOOL airport has been closed after police spotted a suspicious vehicle. it was taxed tested and still had its stereo in!!
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Post by Rampage on Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:59 pm

1 can of petrol 5.40. 2 calor gas bottles 42.50. second hand jeep cherokee 2,450. watching two muslims burn alive?
priceless!
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Post by saibo on Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:44 pm

Fuckin awesome hahahahahahahahahahaha rampage for PM!!

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Post by Rampage on Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:10 am

great news!!! you can now find ALL of your muslim school friends on........

www.friends-reignited.com!
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Post by thefatco on Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:23 am

ay bastards the only pakis we got round here are doctors or run corner shops [yes they have them all] but apart from that we are ok....we are known as bein a white city for more than our drug useage thankyou very much

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Post by saibo on Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:32 am

i think its a shame that i cant really put how i feel, i'd probably get arrested.

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Post by Rampage on Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:21 pm

feedom of speach dude, can only arrest u on suspicion of enciting racial hatred. so you can say "i hate pakis" if you wished but not "i think we shud burn the bastards out" that wud be illegal i believe lol. but of course BOTH are imorral and everyone has the right to live in this country in times of need or greed.
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Post by saibo on Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:37 pm

Thats why i shall remain silent silent
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Post by pvtparts on Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:40 pm

haha nice jokes ramapage Very Happy
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Post by spetsnaz on Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:19 pm

no jokes just reality.
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Post by misterwilton on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:25 pm

why do girls wear lipstick and perfume?

because they're ugly and they smell.
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Post by Rampage on Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:33 pm

POLICE have named one of the suspects in the glasgow bombing as a 23 yr old male sinjdheed inajeep.
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Post by saibo on Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:02 pm

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bounce bounce bounce
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Post by Rampage on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:56 pm

a little boy walks into the bathroom an see's his mam stood in the shower. he points in between her legs and says "mammy whats that crease there?" his mam replies "oh thats where your daddy caught me with an axe". the little boy looks shocked and says "fuckin hell right in the cunt!!"
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Post by Rampage on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:59 pm

a little girl ran cryin to her mam asking for a glass of cider, "what do you want cider for?" asked her mother. "i've cut my hand on a thorn" replies the girl. "so why the cider dear?" says mam. the girl replies "well i heard my sister saying whenever she's got a prick in her hand she feels alot better once its in cider."
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Post by Rampage on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:01 pm

God said to moses "come fourth!".
but he came fifth and got sent to the back for loitering!
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Post by Rampage on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:03 pm

whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

stephen hawking after a house fire.
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Post by Rampage on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:05 pm

a little boy and a paedofile are walking thru the woods one night when the boy turns to the old man and says "mister im really scared!" the old man replies "you're fucking scared?! i gotta walk back to the car by myself!!"
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Post by spetsnaz on Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:02 am

What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?





Crib death.
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Post by spetsnaz on Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:03 am

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?








Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!
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Post by spetsnaz on Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:04 am

Why can't little black kids play in the sandbox?








Because the cats keep burying them
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Post by spetsnaz on Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:05 am

How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?








Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear.
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Post by spetsnaz on Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:14 am

a black guy is walking on the street with a big parrot on his shoulder.
a little boy comes up and says "sir, what an interesting animal you got there".
the parrot goes "yeah, i got him in Africa"

Next one:
Paki was found dead with 50 stab wounds in his back - Coroner says "Thats the worst case of suicide I've seen for years"

Next one:
What does a Paki get for Christmas?

-Your bike
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Post by saibo on Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:53 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Post by spetsnaz on Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:28 pm

This one is for RAMPAGE:
Whats the difference between Bjorn Borg and Michael Watson?

Ones a swede,the others a cabbage.

next:
what do you call 500 pakis running down the street
hindi 500

Next:
How do you swat 200 flies at one time

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Next:
Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?

So it doesn't split when you fuck it.

Next:
What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.
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