jokes! get em all in here! (may be offensive to all)

LIVERPOOL airport has been closed after police spotted a suspicious vehicle. it was taxed tested and still had its stereo in!!

1 can of petrol £5.40. 2 calor gas bottles £42.50. second hand jeep cherokee £2,450. watching two muslims burn alive?
priceless!

Fuckin awesome hahahahahahahahahahaha rampage for PM!!

great news!!! you can now find ALL of your muslim school friends on........

www.friends-reignited.com!

ay bastards the only pakis we got round here are doctors or run corner shops [yes they have them all] but apart from that we are ok....we are known as bein a white city for more than our drug useage thankyou very much

i think its a shame that i cant really put how i feel, i'd probably get arrested.

feedom of speach dude, can only arrest u on suspicion of enciting racial hatred. so you can say "i hate pakis" if you wished but not "i think we shud burn the bastards out" that wud be illegal i believe lol. but of course BOTH are imorral and everyone has the right to live in this country in times of need or greed.

Thats why i shall remain silent

haha nice jokes ramapage

no jokes just reality.

why do girls wear lipstick and perfume?

because they're ugly and they smell.

POLICE have named one of the suspects in the glasgow bombing as a 23 yr old male sinjdheed inajeep.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a little boy walks into the bathroom an see's his mam stood in the shower. he points in between her legs and says "mammy whats that crease there?" his mam replies "oh thats where your daddy caught me with an axe". the little boy looks shocked and says "fuckin hell right in the cunt!!"

a little girl ran cryin to her mam asking for a glass of cider, "what do you want cider for?" asked her mother. "i've cut my hand on a thorn" replies the girl. "so why the cider dear?" says mam. the girl replies "well i heard my sister saying whenever she's got a prick in her hand she feels alot better once its in cider."